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one of the nation's 6th most wealthy states that many people have misconceptions of. usually stereotyped as smelly, dirty, and unclean, yet that only makes up about 5% of the area of the state. other 95% includes scenic river valleys, picture-perfect suburbs, rolling farmland, sandy beaches, and bustling nightlife
"I would drive around New Jersey to get to New York because it smells."
is a terrible misconception.
Average household price = $649,000
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A collection of food wrappers, empty cups and other garbage piled up on the passenger floor of a vehicle. This collection gets donated to either the New Jersey Turnpike or the Garden State Parkway via the passenger side window. It is also acceptable to unload into the bed of a pickup truck with NJ plates.
Dude 1: Shotgun! Fuck whats all this shit?
Dude 2: haha thats my jersey fund.
Dude 3: niggaz be sleepin' on the jersey fund yo!
Dude 2: we don't throw it out untill the car enters New Jersey
Dude 3: yeah nigga!
dude 1: word, take the EZ pass lane so we can blow the toll.
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After taking a shit, without wiping, climb on top of your girl and tittie fuck her, leaving a shit stripe on her stomach.
After getting the shits from my girls chili, I got her back by giving her a Jersey Burnout!
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When a clueless moron walks to his car from the beach barefoot and gets 2nd degree burns on his feet from the blacktop in the parking lot.
Mark Z. got a jersey tendefoot when he went back to his car for a monkey fag break.
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if your from south jersey, all you do is get "fucked-up" on PBR or Miller-light on the weekends. you wanna get out, but you still love it. you think philly is the shit. you go to wildwood after prom. you shop mainly in delaware. you dont watch real world: philly. your school probably sucks. you go to wawa at least once a week. you say "wooter". youre the only person in the tri-state area that can drive a car properly. you think that north jersey should be a diffrent state, its completely diffrent. youre proud, and you love it.
i <3 south jersey so much, i cant wait to get the fuck outa here.
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The best state ever. Contains seedy bars, diners, and hoboken people with ridiculous accents. Awesome comic book stores, the place to be. Other states may make fun of us Jersy-ites but thats only because they know we're the coolest. Plus we got Jay and Silent Bob and Seaside Heights so i fart in your general direction if u think it's less that the shit.
Let's get some porkroll and cheese, play DDR, and then watch Seinfeld, cause thats my new Jersey day.
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A High and Tight fade that flares out into a gelled up spiky hair cut usually with pointed side burns or a chin strap beard. Commonly found on tools or guidos from New Jersey or Staten Island.
Loot at those Guidos at the shore with there Jersey Fades and gold chains.
Also see "My New Hair Cut" or "Growing up Gotti" or "Hot Chicks with douchebags.
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