White, basic, and nobody likes it
Eww, she’s a olive oil mayonnaise, disgusting.
can't talk well
usually can't focus when talking
has major spelling errors
guy no.1 :hey bro wsg
guy no.2: ehashgdeghdishabhwu
Mayonnaise/Maya curse: means not talking properly
Digging your elbow into someone's butt while massaging them.
"Yo, that masseuse totally gave me a mayonnaise popsicle earlier!"
"Bro, that's CRAZY."
White people that hate mayonnaise in an attempt to distance themselves from stereotypical mayo-loving white people. By acting like they hate mayonnaise they are trying to show that they are not traditional caucasians and are not racists.
She thinks she’s a social justice warrior because she’s a post-mayonnaise white girl.
Dartmouth, NS slang for a cream pie.
Lana enjoyed a mayonnaise sandwich in her bathroom after her work Christmas party.
The sexiest man know to man kind
jonathan mayonnaise: hi
anyone within a 10 mile radius: *cums*