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The act of creaming one's butthole with mayonnaise.
Let me mayonnaise hole you.
When you try to be on diet so you buy the fat free one but really it's not even that good.
"Oh Janine, I'm only buying this 99% fat free mayonnaise because I'm on a diet"
An instrument
Mayonnaise is an instrument that I have wasted my entire life on. I'm currently undergoing a mid-life crisis.
Mayonnaise is a food product and an instrument
Definition #1: A thick cold sauce or dressing usually used in sandwiches and composed salads.
Definition #2: An instrument.
Mayonnaise is such a beautiful instrument.
what belongs on an escalator instead of people
mayonnaise on an escalator
its going up the stairs so see ya later
A rare type of cum that you can eat. It is also used in the "CONSUME THE CUM CHALLENGE"
I ate Mayonnaise