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A person which is any definition of "slow", "dumb", "retarded", or a person you have a MILD dislike for.
WOW, that hot chick over there just gave me the cold shoulder. She is such a duty rider.
Man whore; a guy who sleeps around with a lot of girls.
"That guy is such a vagina rider."-Girl #1
"I know, he slept with my mom and my best friend on the same day."-Girl #2
An annoying prink who latches onto your exact walk speed and trajectory and then continues to follow you 'up your arse' all the journey. Can only be stopped with a sudden halt, which may result in a rear-ending, depending on how closely they are following you. Also applicable when driving.
E'yar mate this dickhead behind us is being a right arse-rider! He has followed us all the way home. I am about to slam on the brakes, hopefully he fucks off.
Texas slang for telling someone what to do. In other news, Texas really needs to learn English.
When Jimbo left without feeding the horses, Big Paw got ready to scatter the riders.
A woman who's all on a Mans jock, kissing his ass, wanting to ride his tip.
"Damn Son!! This trick keeps blowin up my cell and I want no piece of that. I'm sick of these Tip Riders"
Usually a young boy and often posing as an adult, a KOBE RIDER is a 'person' that will defend KOBE to no end, infatuated and engrossed in a pathetic world surrounding KOBE "the QUITTER" BRYANT. They will defend him against any attack by another fan, stomp on anyone that notes his flaws, and will belittle other NBA players while making ridiculous claims without stating any facts to support these claims. In addition, what really separates a KOBE RIDER from the common fan is the skewed logic and complete lack of common sense. Essentially, a KOBE RIDER is a person of the highest point of ignorance and stupidity.... one who is willing to do absolutely anything and everything to glorify the player he believes in, while blindly ignoring the facts and opinions of others.
COMMON FAN: Son, Shaq was the leader during the Lakers' 3peat. He was the main man, nothing to be ashamed of.
KOBE RIDER: Where was fat, useless Shaq during game 4 of the 2000 NBA FInals? Oh that's right, he fouled out in overtime and KOBE had to bail that selfish ogre out.
COMMON FAN: Please kid, KOBE hasn't even won an MVP yet. He has lead the league in scoring only 1 time and this is his specialty. KOBE is a great player, but he has a long way to go before ranking amongst the all-time greats and nearing anything close to Jordan status.
KOBE RIDER: Did Jordumb ever score 81 points? 63 in 3 quarters? Owned.
The development of misunderstanding the Free Rider problem.
Somebody mistook Free Rider as Day Rider, which in turn somebody else mistook Day Rider to Gay Rider.
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