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A criminal gang that terrorizes people with their large and menacing cocks.
People were screaming running away from the corner, and I saw a group of naked men brandishing their huge, menacing cocks at the terrorized crowd. I was quaking with fear, and took cover. It was the dreaded Cock ring!
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The after effects of ghandi's revenge or rusty water. When one's anal ring burns with intensity and is too sore to wipe clean.
John's ring sting was so bad he had to hose his rusty water off.
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The shock of hair that shoots wildly off in all directions from the sides of the horsehoe-bald pate of middle-aged men. Derived, obviously, from the coif of Bozo The Clown.
It's a wonder Danny DeVito ever got a film or TV role with that Bozo Ring of his.
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Is an irritation of the ass hole, which may consist of burning and/or cracking of the epithelium itself; may cause bleeding of the hole, and watering of the eyes, and also hemorrhaging in and around the hole itself. This can be caused by acidic fluid making its way through the bowels and exiting in a manner of urgency, or in a squirting/spraying manner. Other contributing factors may include prolonged childbirth, or rough/unlubed anal sex. Symptoms include walking funny, and the inability to wipe after use of the washroom. Therapies for a ring of fire include ointments containing anti-inflammatories, ice, and donut shaped pillows.
"I'll never eat Taco Bell again. I won't be able to sit for a week with this ring of fire!"
"If I knew he was into that, I wouldn't have went out with him. Damn this ring of fire hurts!"
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1) A book.
2) A damn good movie.
3) An excuse to skip school.
4) A way of seeing Liv Tyler without having to download mass amounts of fake porn.
Lord Of The Rings eats your babies!
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it's when your phone rings and your hands are covered in hot wing sauce, thus making it difficult to clean up and answer the phone before it stops ringing. it can be a very frustrating condition often ending in yelling at the person when you finally pick up.
i was chowing down when the ho called me. damn wing ring.
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The ring of shit around the head of ones dick after anal sex. As a ring around the finger is received after the completion of school. This ring around the head of the penis is received after anal sex.
i always keep some kind of tissue handy to wipe the class ring off my dick after Anal until I can wash it off .
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