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The act of ejaculating on someone's face, then taking a dump on their face, and finally licking it clean
Hey, i heard that John had a Chocolate Vanilla Swirl last night with his girlfriend.
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A combination of a dirty houdini and a raspberry swirl, this is where you are doing a girl doggy style, then pull it out and spit on her back. When she turns to look at you, you shoot it right in her face and then punch her in the nose, so she has blood and cum dripping down her face.
A dirty raspberry houdini swirl is the funniest thing anyone could ever do to a girl.
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The act of jacking off into a toilet bowl, then before flushing deciding to take a shit to conserve water.
X: Man I just made the biggest chocolate vanilla swirl of my life
Y: Gross man, really Gross
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When a man eats a womens vagina out and then bring the cum from the vagina to the anus and gives the girl a rim job, thus creating two flavors, that of the cum, and that of the rectum.
Last night i was eating out my girlfriend and my tongue slipped to her ass hole and i totally gave her a 2 flavored mystery swirl.
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When you shit and cum in a condom. Then you freeze the condom, then when your partner is ready. Put the swirl up their ass and proceed to fuck them
“Oh my god I just did a chocolate vanilla swirl”
“Nice!”
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The act of taking a shit and freezing it in with someone else's vanilla ice cream
God dammit he got us again with his All Natural Chocolate Vanilla Swirl
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The random spluge-stain you see under a UV light (generally on a motel bed).
Brendan: "We stayed at the cheapest motel; it had a mystery swirl on the bed!"