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Press two is a battle cry in the era of the Napoleon wars. It was mainly used by the British army.
Drop the fucking flag! I said, PRESS 2 you fucking ape! PRESS TWO!!!!
Pretty weak, frail and/or "soft". Not necessarily soft in terms of texture but meant as a measure of strength.
That dude puked after one shot, that's two-ply.
That dude at half a plate at the buffet, that's two-ply.
That dude threw up, rallied and saved those puppies from a fire, that's a little better than two-ply.
Well, it depends. Cute or creepy? If I went the cute route, i’d say Zero Two from Darling In The Franxx is a waifu with pink hair and lil kawaii devil horns. But if I went the creepy route… Zero Two is the TRUE final boss of Kirby 64 woth a dumpling lookin ass body and a literal cactus ass with a fuckin bleeding eyeball. He has a halo and wings but THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS NOT AN ANGEL HE WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS LIKE THE SUPER MARIO 64 EEL. At first, he seems he seems he has a cute lil smile but WHOOPS! IT’S ALL ONE BIG ASS FUCKING EYEBALL.
Weeb: hey remember Zero Two?
Kirby fan: NEVER BRING THAT UP AGAIN.
Weeb: why? It’s just a cute kawaii sugoi UwU OwO anime girl I love very dearly I have a body pillow of!
Kirby fan: OOOH that Zero Two. Ok. THANK FUCKIN GOODNESS.
Weeb: why are you scared? Is there another Zero Two I must know of?
Kirby fan: you play the game you get the pain. You don’t know what I’ve been through. Play Kirby 64 and collect all the crystal shards. Then you’ll get it.
Weeb: ok!
A FEW DAYS LATER.
Weeb: I know what you are talking about i can’t get it out of my head it’s so scary it fuels my nightmares it’s so scary like what the fuck why did you make me play this scary ass game.
Kirby fan: the only reason that scares you is because you just love to watch lil weaboo animes and get your pingas hard to little kawaii demon girl and spend your life savings on jars body pillows and minifigures.
In colloquial Chinese, the adjective two (or 2) can sometimes mean bad, vulgar, absurd or any form of inappropriate behaviour.
If one were to interpret this way, "too two" would mean extremely unacceptable behaviour. It is a derogatory term in the worst sense. The term is very powerful due to its rhyme and other verbal effects it creates, use with care to the Asian population.
He who thinks the world is "too simple, sometimes naive" is too two.
emergency vehicle status; British emergency vehicles have blue flashing lights and two-tone sirens
the ambulance left in a hurry with blues and twos.
An outhouse that has two seats (holes), allowing two people to move their bowels at the same time. Common in the days before indoor plumbing when toilet paper was either corn cobs or pages from the Sears catalog.
Sorry Jethro, I can't help you shoe your horse this weekend. The old lady wants me to clean out the two-holer.
one direction after Zayn took the four album too seriously and left
do you like one direction?
don't you mean two direction
oh yea