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When you have a wet fart which results in an itchy ass and the scraching of the ass crack results in a wedgie.
Do I scratch my itchy asscrack and risk a Wisconsin Wedge?
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The Wisconsin Death trip is a celebration of life in the midst of death, and a celebration of death in the midst of life. Common elements of the death trip include:
The Funeral Drinking Game
Photography of the person laying in state.
The endless loop Seasons of Your Life animation montage of the deceased
Memorial Day cemetery picnics
Cookie Cutters made from home casting raised letters from tombstones
Meeting a future spouse at a funeral
Dealing with death stress by having particularly good sex
But, there are regional variations.
Some of this has been documented in a book called Wisconsin Death Trip by Michael Lesy, Charles Van Schaik, and Warren Susman.
I thought I could escape the Wisconsin Death Trip by moving away from Wisconsin until I realized that we all carry the Wisconsin death trip within us — even people who aren’t from Wisconsin.
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A woman that is considered rotund or 'chubby'. Usually from the state of Wisconsin or nearby surrounding areas. They are typically clad in green and gold and holding a beer in one hand and a wheel of cheese in another.
That chick is "Wisconsin-pretty".
The Green Bay cheerleaders are "Wisconsin-pretty".
That girl with the cheese head is "Wisconsin-pretty".
Dude you can't date her, she's "Wisconsin-pretty".
She may be from California, but that girl is "Wisconsin-pretty".
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Wisconsin Business Suit
The business attire of your typical fat ass Wisconsinite.
The Wisconsin Business Suit is usually made up of Dockers pants, a golf polo (typically Under Armour or Nike), a brown or black belt, which may or may not match the Kohls Department Store purchased lace up dress shoes. A cell phone attached to the belt is optional and often considered to be in good taste.
This look is often accentuated with the "Dunlap" or "cheese tank" which is the gut of said fat ass hanging over his belt.
Example One:
Wisconsin Man 1: Hey, what are you wearing to the big meeting in West Bend tomorrow?
Wisconsin Man 2: Just got a new Nike polo and a pair of sweet Dockers from Kohls that were 88% off.
Wisconsin Man 1: Dude you always out dress everyone.
Example Two:
Scene - Business Conference In Vegas
Man 1: Jesus Christ, who are all these fat fucks wearing pleated Dockers and polos? God they look like shit.
Man 2: It looks like some fat fucks from the Mid West.
Man 3: Yeah I grew up in Wisconsin. They're rocking the Wisconsin business suit. I'm so ashamed of my heritage. (hangs head in shame)
Man 1: Well if they're half as stupid as they are fat, this should be the easiest sale of my life.
Man 2: For sure. God who the fuck dresses like that?
Man 3: My friends and family.
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The act of inserting cheese of any variety into a man or woman's anus using only your feet.
Tom: Did you smell his feet?
Rich: Yeah smells like he performed like three Wisconsin Cumberbuns last night.
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the act of putting nesquik powder on your asshole, and farting into your significant others face while they go down on you
Rome totally experienced his first Wisconsin dust storm, and surprisingly like it.
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to have sex doggystyle and pull out, cum all over the girls back and spread it all over back and forth
i totally wisconsin windshield wipered that chick