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puss house

The biggest pussy you know. If people were measured by their character, and that character could be stored in boxes, the “Puss House” would need an entire dwelling to store his boxes labeled “bitch tits and chicken shits.”

“Is Chad really going home with that hot girl?”
Not a chance. Chad’s a fucking puss house.”

by Daddy Slack June 15, 2021


Alligator puss

Something so good

Bruh that macaroni was so alligator puss

by Ryan hoggins November 26, 2016


Puss Case

An involved, over the top job or task that by all observations is going to be your worst nightmare to accomplish, and usually will only be done by enlisting the help of a friend who will only participate because he owes you a favor.

The busted sewer pipe under the house cost two thousand dollars to fix because the job turned into a puss case when the whole floor caved in.

by Dutch Dozer November 17, 2018


Platinum Puss

A Platinum Puss is a vagina that can add youth to a woman by sucking a mans soul through her vagina, adding a youthful appearance to the owner and her expiration date. Women with a platinum puss usually live longer than land tortoises averaging around 200 years old. The vagina is tighter then Donald Trump, and as moist as the amazon jungle. The secretions are thick and slimy, so much, that the woman must wear a maxi-pad 24/7.

Bruh, Terri made me cum in 15 seconds with her platinum puss!!!

by Coolbreezex82x July 10, 2022


carbon puss

A cranky person at a social event. It can be plural for multiple cranky people at a social event.

What is up with the carbon pusses in the living room?

by BritMen November 25, 2016


Ripping puss

Queef.
The equivalent of Ripping Ass.
A fart from the vagina.

Man, I queefed so much last night, I couldn't stop ripping puss

by Spobret March 28, 2021


Pig puss

When Brad gets cold his manhood resembles a pigs puss!

Brad has a pig puss about camping in the northeast in November.

by Edogg August 28, 2017