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1.what is also known as wal*mart
you going to wal*mart? yea i love wally world.
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The most addicting game ever created. 9 million active people is Blizzards currently standing achievement. But the side effects include:
1. Loss of fun
2. Loss of "cool"
3. Loss of girlfriend
4. Loss of love
5. Loss of life
The commonly held comversation in a World of Warcraft playing household:
Woman: Come to bed honey, I'm feeling naughty
Man: Babe can you come on the computer, I need a healer for this raid
Woman: Didn't you hear me?
Man: If you heal us good I'll take you back to my custom love zone when were done
Woman: Ooh that sounds kinky
Man: It's inside orgrimmar, I got it near the kodohide leatherworks
Woman: What...?
Man: I'll undress you and plant kisses on your green leathery skin
Woman: Thats going too far..
Man: Then I'll play my flute of sorrows to make you horny
Woman: Were getting a divorce
Man: And finally I'll fuck you with my giant tauren cock until I moo in extasy
*Front door slamming*
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"This shit was only $9.00 at Wally World"
"Hi, welcome to Wally World... would you like a sticker?"
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The internet. So called because it is the 'electronic frontier' not quite under the jurisdiction of any one government, where everyone browses at their own risk and antivirus software is a must.
There are no rules in the Fifth World, netizen.
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n. an alternative term for the game World of Warcraft as it is so fucking boring. Used most frequently when watching somebody else play.
also: World of Borecraft
Observer: Can we do something other than watch you play World of Snorecraft?
Player: In a minute, I'll just finish these quests.
Observer: Don't forget to eat.
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A song by Porter Robinson. It's catchy but sad. Look it up on YouTube for feels.
Charlotte: *Listens to Goodbye To A World*
Charlotte: *Cries due to the opportunity comments*
Shirley: What's wrong?
Charlotte: THESE OPPORTUNITY COMMENTS *SOB*
Shirley: *looks at them and cries too*
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1. A dirt track racing corporation.
2. When everyone in the world turns into gangsta's and try and kill each other.
1. Did you go to the World of Outlaws series race last night? "The Dude" won!!
2. This is kool shit!! Our world has turned into a World of Outlaws!! 10 people that live on my street have already been shot in 2 days!! It's fuckin' hilarious!!
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