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Either the most annoying or the greatest person you will ever meet. Plus you have to live with them...
My room mate was up cutting apart aluminum cans for an art project till 5am this morning. I didn't get any sleep either.
My room mate was the best man at my wedding.
G’Day Mate is the act of applying Australian Gold Sunscreen to one’s anus prior to Butthole Sunning. In case you’re wondering, like I was, Butthole Sunning is an actual thing. Apparently “absorbing sunlight through your anus is a great way to recharge your whole system”.
Chris: “Hey Sarah, it’s supposed to be 85 and sunny tomorrow....you know what that means!”
Sarah: “Sure do! It means you’re still worried about your melanoma coming back and you need me to give your asshole a G’Day Mate.”
Chris: *sad faced* “Yes.”
A date which consists only of sex, therefore starting and ending with mating. Also known as a one night stand.
Promiscuous guy: I need a real relationship...I'm tired of all these mate dates.
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Used in Every sentence by Dell Salesmen.
Hello Mate, im doing your quote mate..
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The act of forcing sexual, anal or oral copulation upon a current boyfriend or girlfriend, husband or wife.
I don't know why she stays with him when he mate rapes her all the time.
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Perfect sexual partner. One who not only allows your sexual freakyness but encourages it and will even push you to explore it.
Amy loves it when I cock slap her and call her my sexy bitch. She's my Freak mate
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