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Texas Trouser Headlock
A sex position. When a male and a female are about to engage in intercourse, the male pulls down the female's pants in a way that they turn inside out as they come off, but stop so that they remain around the ankles. Finally the legs are lifted up so that the trousers catch around the back of the neck keeping them locked in the upright position.
Warning: The TTH is intended as comedy rather than an actual suggestion. Actually attempting this on a girl may result in being slaped, tasered, and/or sued.
Jerry went to Cirque du Soleil looking for a girlfriend flexible enough to perform the Texas Trouser Headlock.
Jerry went to Cirque du Soleil looking for a girlfriend flexible enough to perform the Texas Trouser Headlock.
A northern irish term dating back to the ship building days in Belfast - at the end of the Friday shift, builders would remove their heavy work trousers and flap them, signalling the end of the shift to other workers. It has now become a common term amongst office workers in velfast.
Flap your trousers already and let's get to the pub
A polite term for oral sex or a blow job, in which a person kisses, sucks and licks a male's genitalia to give him sexual gratification. Referred to in Family Guy in 'The FCC Song' in which Stewie says of the FCC "...and they'll make you call felatio a trouser-friendly kiss..."
*little Timmy walks in on mommy and daddy doing the wild thing*
Mommy: Erm I was just giving daddy a trouser-friendly kiss.
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to sport a woody that is second to none;
the hardest, stiffest penile erection on the face of the planet; to pack more wood in one's trousers than a lumber yard; a raging hard on that sports more veins than an 80-yea-old woman's hamhocks.
When I saw her crunchy frogs and curvaceous can, Willy The One Eyed Wonder Worm pitched quite the trouser tent!
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1. When a man is so well endowed that when you see his penis your first response is wowzers.
2.When something occurs that is either shocking, exciting, not exciting, surprising regarding ones genital area.
After noticing my sexy ass friends huge boner protruding under his pants I couldn't help but say "wowzers in your trousers"!
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A gay man who hides his sexuality and acts straight.
" See that man at the bar" " i think he is a punch up the trousers"
The Rainbow Trouser Trout... Put on your favorite episode of River monsters and pound two bowls of Fruity Pebbles. As soon as your wife complains about the show, vomit all over your dick and violently shove it down her throat whilst screaming "fish on" and pulling up on your dick like a fishing rod.
If this bitch keeps running her pole holder, she's gonna end up catching a Rainbow Trouser Trout.
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