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When someone is wearing a face mask, but their nose is popping out
Look at Tom, he is turtle dicking in the office
Masturbate. Ask Craig Ferguson.
I was just in the bathroom trying to respect the turtle!
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When you have your Turtle Beach headset on and your jerking off to porn off your console.
ME: "Hey, what up B!! What you up to?" B: "Just Turtle Tugging one out......MOM! GET OUT OF HERE!, Can't you see that I have my headset on??!!"
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When a man allows his penis to invert inside his body and a woman uses a strap on dildo (or a man uses his erect penis) to penetrate the whole created by the inverted penis.
I'm so cold honey, quick give me the stuffed turtle before its too late!
A blowjob performed underwater.
The weather in Maui sucked, but I got a turtle snorkel in Napili Bay, so the trip was worth it.
Muscular man boobs. Shaped like the subtle roundess of that of a turtle.
Hey that dude is super lean and muscular, but now he has turtle tits!
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When something is disappointingly boring. Most commonly used when an act such as music, movies, etc is transformed from being one of the most entertaining into an act beyond boring.
Jennifer "do you think I should buy the second album of this band?"
Sandra " Well their first album was amazing it was up beat and revolutionary . However the second one well it sounded like turtle porn to me"
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