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Something that does not exist on the North American continent.
Canadian: Wow, I can't believe it takes me 30 minutes a day just to drive to work!
American: If you think hard, I have to go 45 minutes on road to anywhere!
Mexican: You guys have roads!?
North Americans together: Oh yeah we don't have urban planning...
The product created by a vagrant upon defecating in or on a car after consuming waste from an Italian restaurant dumpster.
"What's that smell!?!" "Oh some homeless guy left some urban garlic in my backseat the other day."
Ur-ban Prin'-cess, n., def. "A woman encompassing, 'THE WHOLE PACKAGE,’ a chic and savvy combo of looks, brains, vitality, and ‘ZEE OOH, LA LA,’ a term reflecting joy, romance, passion…all that is good in life. She comports herself with skill, diplomatic in all things, with an eye to the ‘big picture’ when it comes to life. The Urban Princess acknowledges her power and recognizes the limitations of a 24 hour day. Fortunately, she knows the tricks of the trade and has discovered the MISSING LINK to make it all happen." See: UrbanPrincessSurvivalGuide.com
In the best of times, 'The Urban Princess' revels in the moment and in the worst of times she understands the importance of staying balanced. The 'Urban Princess' optimizes her time, while shifting through daily hyper-drive, finding moments to revitalize. This is a feat nothing short of miraculous…but…a Princess knows such magic has a positive and cumulative effect on one’s peace-of-mind thus leaving said mind in one-piece. “Urban Princess Survival Guide”
Refers to the tick-tock sound made by a clock as time passes.
The phenomenon that occurs when the posting of numerous, almost-identical definitions for the same word/phrase result in the act of searching for a definition on UD becoming a waste of your time.
A result of egotistical narcissists, who believe that everyone should stop and take the time to read to their unoriginal opinion.
Urban ticktionary:
Pretty much any widely-searched/widely-used phrase on this site.
For example:
emo,scene,milkshake
A feeling of jealously and disappointment when you find out that a word or phrase you thought was original and cool is already listed on the urban dictionary.
Peep 1: Dude, are you going to look for some fine white girls tonight?
Peep 2: Yeah, I love a white girl with a big booty...or as I call it..whooty
Peep 1: Nice try dude but whooty is not a new word, I saw it on the urban dictionary
Peep2: No way!....I'm having some serious urban envy over that.
A sometimes obsessive contributor to Urban Dictionary whose style is more apropros to an Urban Encyclopedia listing or a private blog posting.
Long, rambling opinions fill the page, or pages, required for the Urban Journalist's "definition" -- (including retorts to every previous post).
"Some Urban Dictionary "editors" are really URBAN JOURNALISTs."
"I heard that the URBAN JOURNALIST, KungFu Jesus was 86ed from Wikipedia; and, I believe it."
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n. A hypothetical future version of Urban Dictionary in which it is innundated by entries that are not so much definitions of words as they are extended, elborate, and baffling encyclopedia-style entries on pointless minutae (see wikipedia).
"Entries on characters from Stargate SG1? When did this turn into Urban Wikipedia?"
"Who the fuck keeps submitting these tracklistings of The Who albums? This is Urban Dictionary, not Urban Wikipedia."
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