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Person who hates Tyler H cause he thinks he is dating her daughter
Vanessa- My Dad thinks were dating and docent want us to talk lol
Tyler- Bruv I didn't do anything other than carry bewares Vanessa's Dad
She a a woman who when drunk takes photos of the floor. Vanessa watches the jersey shore while sipping a Lacroix in the flavor, bland. She has three kids and instagrams when they do anything “out of the ordinary or weird” she bakes a whole lot. When she wants to be risky she bakes bread while drinking Lacroix and watching jersey shore. And over all she is the best mom ever, a total boss mom.
Vanessa Ann : okay baby now say boss baby!
Baby: ugh do I really have to do this during my nap time?
A menace to society but will definitely make you the best playlists!!! Most likely to be a cool looking cat lady
Person: "when I grow up I wanna be as cool as Vanessa Smalls"
The symptoms of getting Vanessa Wasted are getting kicked out of the club, projectile vomiting every five minutes, showing your ass to at-least half the city, blacking out, inability of making a sentance, and severe amnesia.
Person 1: Yo bro why do I smell like garbage?
Person 2: Dude you were so Vanessa Wasted last night you passed out in the dumpster.
Person 1: Oh fuck man I hate getting Vanessa Wasted sometimes.
What American actress Vanessa Hudgens would be called if she started gaining weight.
Mark: Yo man, you seen Vanessa Hudgens lately?
Jeff: Pfft...more like Vanessa PUDGENS... Homegirl seriously needs to go easy on the holiday binge eating.
a wanna be bad girllly girl who has never kissed a guy and thinks she is better than everyone else, which she is, jk kys