Verbal Castration

Verbally castrating someone is when you say something that the person cannot reply because their brain has exploded!

Girl: There was this old man who thought we should kill allllll the ladybugs in a mass genocide! It was terrible!"
Boy: Did you verbally castrate him?
Girl: Why yes, there was a verbal castration.

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Verbal shorthand

Verbal shorthand is shortening a word or two so that it is easier and faster to say

Ling room is verbal shorthand for.living room when spoken.

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Verbal Criminal

Cussed out. Use of improper English, a/k/a Danglish

Dana Walker Sellers will commit a verbal criminal act at least every hour

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Verbal D.P.

Short for "Verbal Double Penetration"; a situation in which two people are talking to one person at the same time, originally two guys talking to one girl, but has since become universal.

Girl: "Damn it. you guys! talk one at a time! Quit it with the verbal D.P.ing!

Two guys: "sorry!"

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Verbal Backhand

When you dis somebody so badly that they feel like they were backhanded by words.

Alex: Your hair looks weird Phillip!

Phillip: You look like a bus ran over your face then put it in reverse just to make sure they got the job done. Followed by a pack of ninjas slicing you into bite size pieces.

Anybody within earshot: DAYUM ALEX JUST GOT VERBALLY BACKHANDED!!!

Verbal Backhand

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Verbal Swagger

Verbal Swagger is defined as creating resonance with language. Verbal Swagger represents the identity of the user Verbal Swagger uses a right brain language that is verb based to express creative genius. Verbal Swagger is creating resonance with language. Verbal Swagger represents the identity of the user and thus is unique to each individual. It is specific to the user and is not jargon nor does’t use over used or buzz words.

Here, Verbal Swagger is defined as owning your style via words and is used in business for the creative entrepreneurs. It’s as if the words speak on your behalf rather than you have to work words to sell your style.

A speaker might say: I give great content" as part of their verbal swagger.
A right brain speaking topic might be: Tribal Consciousness instead of the over used topic of Spirituality.

A coach might describe themselves as: someone who gives others their Super Powers or I am Soul Instigator.

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Verbal typo

Accidentally saying the wrong thing, or mispronouncing a word, out loud.

“Do you wanna make out- I mean hang out- sorry, verbal typo...”

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