Similar to Ash Wednesday, where you get a cross wiped on your forehead, Ass Wednesday is where you insert two fingers into your partner's ass, then smear a poop cross on their forehead. Must be performed on Wednesdays.
Last night Keanu totally Ass Wednesday-d me.
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The Day after Mardi Gras that many Juniors and Seniors in High School dread, or don't even go school, due to the Hangover symptoms they have gotten from the previous day.
Guy1: dude, where were you? We had a baseball game yesterday!
Guy2: sorry man, yesterday was Hangover Wednesday, and i just had to celebrate it.
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money to last you from wednesday till the weekend
chris: wanna get high on tuesday?
tito: nah chill cuz, i need my wednesday money.
chris: I'll pay u back double next week DUDE!
tito: idk man.....
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When you are 69'ing and the girl is on top and then the girl sharts therefore releasing a shot of poop onto the mans forehead in reference to the Ash Wednesday cross.
Oh man, we were 69'ing and she Ash Wednesday'd the shit out of me.
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A ritual practiced by catdogs with winged feet and cool kids.
icecream wednesday was so close but so far away
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A celebration of Wednesday With 207, of which the particular libation of choice is a Vodka-filled watermellon.
This week we will be having Watermellon Wednesday at the suite!
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crowning on a girl/guys forehead right between the eyes, leaving an "ash wednesday" like mark on the forehead.
last nite, Tim asked what I did with her. I said, "I gave her an Ash Wednesday"....he said, how could you, it was friday!!!!
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