A person who shines a laser at a vehicle like a car or plane.
Bro, that guy is such a laser idiot, he’s shining that laser at that plane.
An attack used by Dr. Ivo “Eggman” Robotnik, usually performed from Space Colony ARK.
Eggman: “I’m gonna fuck the earth! That’s right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!”
(fires piss)
Eggman: “Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth; I m g o n n a g o h i g h e r . I’m pissing on the MOOOON!”
(Half of the moon is destroyed)
Eggman: “How do you like that, Obama?!?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!!”
Everyone: (staring in awe)
sci-fi weapon of mass destruction. cannot be countered. your only chance of surviving an encounter with someone that wields a laser minigun is to run and hide in the hopes that they wont notice you.
guy 1: bro ur so trash
guy 2: *pulls out laser minigun*
guy 1: BRO ITS JUST A JOKE ITS ONLY A JO- *Gets fried*
the sopping wet laser sound in a cheerleading song.
'that wet laser in that teams song was sopping!'
The greatest and most powerful weapon in the multiverse, capable of wiping out an quintillions of ymas in seconds
Hey Brendan did you hear that billy, yeah that really cool one in year 9. So apparently he absolutely annihilated that yma girl with his patented Billy’s anti-yma extra ultra magnum quantum laser death ray pulveriser of awsomeness