Rural Dictionary

Black people can't be racist

A cowardly defective tactic a black racist uses to justify their own racism towards other ethnic groups.

by Rotten Turkey July 11, 2021

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Expression first popularised by Jack Nicholson in the character of Col. Nathan R. Jessep in A Few Good Men (1992, dir. Rob Reiner), when he blows up in court in Tom Cruise's face. Handy exclamation to direct at the computer screen when somebody votes down an eminently rational definition on urbandictionary. Parodied by Sideshow Bob in an episode of The Simpsons ("Pish! I deride your truth-handling abilities!").

Kaffee: I want the truth!
Jessep (yells): You can't handle the truth!

by Fearman April 14, 2008

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The left can't meme

Something that sub human filth from the right says since they don't know anything about politics or real life in general

Sub human: "hurr durr meme of lefty hypocrisy "
Normal person: "heres another meme of pointing out the rights hypocrisy"
Sub human: " the left can't meme!" *sobs*

by I'm superior to you August 30, 2021

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i can't even with you

Said, usually in conjunction with a "smh" (or physical shaking of the head), in a situation where a person is just being a hot mess. Can either be a playful response to a friend (ex. 1) or a flabbergasted response to someone who isn't a friend (ex. 2).

1)
Joe: I got pissy drunk at the party last night, girl! I woke up in the parking lot of a retirement home.
Tiffany: OMG...I can't even with you.

2)
Will: I'm against gay marriage, I voted to deny prom tickets to gay couples in high school, I don't think gay people should be able to adopt kids, I've donated thousands of dollars to Exodus International, and I don't like Ricky Martin. How dare you call me a homophobe!
Justin: smfh...I can't even with you.

by TheNannyNamedFran July 3, 2011

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