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A "person" (usually male) who portrays themself as a gang member, badass, or hardened criminal on internet mediums such as forums, IM, or anywhere else they can post their faggotry. Generally, they are either severely overweight or malnourished caucasian suburbanites who listen to gangsta rap and think it makes them an OG. They almost always make threats of physical violence, which is never backed up and only serves to make themselves feel tough, usually because they got beaten up a lot in school, or because they are just weak ass bitches. Will frequently tell lies about how many fights they've won, claim membership in a legit street gang, or any number of other "computer gangstaisms". If you call them on their bullshit they use their typical "thugged out" cyber-defense, but then log off and cry in the corner repeating "I am a thug...I am a thug..." over and over to reassure themselves that they are in fact gangstas. Disregard any threat they make to you and laugh at their fake machismo, it's the right thing to do.
Computer Gangsta: I'll kill you son, Straight up OG!
Human Being: Shut up bitch, the only thing you've ever killed is a box of cream puffs.
If the Crips saw that scrawny whiteboy wearing a blue flag around his face on the street, he would get his comeuppance in triplicate.
"To keep it real kid you gots to stay humble" - Everlast
Words that every computer gangsta should take to heart.
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Anything associated with, pertaining to, related to or the lifestyle of a gangsta.
I had to ride up on them fools on some gangsta shit.
See that muv get pistol whipped? That was some gangsta shit right thur
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1. usu. Disparaging. Slang term for suburban teens that listen to gangsta rap while driving around in their parents minivan, or other family car.
2. Stereotypical suburban youth trying to emulate big city rappers.
Look at that minivan gangsta shouting at his friends out of the sliding door!
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Being a boss in school while getting A's and B's.
Hey Cralisa you an Academic Gangsta at Hampton Univeristy. The real HU.
A colorful term for describing subwoofers in the car audio industry. Commonly used in describing a low quality trunk-rattle laden installation.
"Yo, I'm looking for some gangsta bumps, maybe two 12's. What do y'all sell?"
One who is a way cool older lady . They usually hang in a pack . They wear torn jeans and tramp stamps . They are pro drug and anti abortion , and pro trump . They March to the beat of their own drum . They have names like Peyton Kelly Julie and Carol and like to wear ripped jeans .
Hey let’s go to Peyton’s pad “She’s a real GG “ yeah she is a GANGSTA GRANNIES !
Rollin' real slooooooow in your pimped out ride... Generally slowing down in your whip or dubbed out buggy to check out the bitches and hoe scene -or- slowing down your ride to check out the scene and get a good look at what's poppin' on the block... -or- Just stuntin' and showing off your slab, candy paint, dubs, floss, fresh shirt and get some fine azz bitches to holla at ya...
Me and Lorenzo Gangsta Rollin in a Benzo.....