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The inability or lack of motivation to make a commitment.
(Opposite of cold turkey/hardcore)
John: "I thought you were quitting smoking?"
Steve: "I'm taking a soft turkey approach, cutting down to 1-2 ciggies a day."
When you stuff a girls panties in her mouth right before you shoot a load all over her face
I heard you pulled a glazed turkey last night on your girlfriend
Before you put your dick in the girls ass, you get your dick real cold. So when you stick it in her she screams with a chilled, pleasured screech. Like a turkey.
What was that sound?
I don't know, I just saw him leave the freezer and he was naked.
Maybe he gave her a Backdoor Turkey.
According to comedian Jim Norton, this is the act of shoving the bulk of someone's foot into your mouth and licking their toes, which results in the individual doing so making a turkey sound. A more extreme form of shrimping.
After dinner me and the girl went back to my place and we played turkey foot.
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When a woman after sex, takes the condom and uses a turkey baster to suck out the contents then uses it to artificially inseminate herself, without the knowledge or consent of the male.
Often done to gain child support from pro sports players, or to prolong bad relationships.
After hooking up with the cheerleader at the homecoming party, Tyrone Biggins found himself a victim of a turkey baster. He is now the father of 6, and he still can't figure out why condoms aren't working.
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Starting something suddenly; the opposite of cold turkey.
Sean: "Dude, have you started smoking yet?"
Jeff: "No, but I'll do it soon."
Sean: "Come on, man! You said you'd do it by Thanksgiving and it's past New Year's now."
Jeff: "It's just too hard doing it hot turkey! Maybe I should start chewing Nicorette gum first."
Turk #1: "Have you switched from hot turkey to cold turkey sandwiches yet? It's almost summer here in Turkey and it's getting too hot for hot turkey."
Turk #2: "Yeah, I just quit hot turkey cold turkey in cold Turkey and now I'm starting cold turkey hot turkey in cold Turkey."
Turk #1: "Right on."
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