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Jesus

Orignally believed to be a jew, but recent reserch points to him being an undercover agent for God.

Dillon: Ugh!! Your such a Jew!
Kyle: Jesus was a jew.
Dillon: No he wasnt. God just wanted a man on the inside.

by jonny rico May 12, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus

God's only Son & only way to God. Became fully human and still fully God to justify our sins before God. Did this on a wooden cross. Fills us with Himself when we search and ask for it.

Jesus: I did this just for you. Ask me to come into your life and lead you.

by Ella March 18, 2005

38๐Ÿ‘ 80๐Ÿ‘Ž


jesus

A guy some prick made up in order to make a few dollars. If he really did exist he propably was a schizophrenic man.

The bible is also full of contradictions. Example- Jesus loves everyone, but hates gays.

Religion has also caused more bad then good, with all the wars and stuff. Also jesus is one of the reasons For George W. Bush.

Jesus has buttfucked the world economically, politicly, and emotionally.

by \cool kid/ December 21, 2006

21๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus

He's the Savior of the world, the Son of God. His love is more powerful than anyone elses. Grace and mercy flow from Him. He sits at the right hand of the Father waiting for the moment when He can return for His Bride, that is the Church.

Behold, the Bridegroom is coming. Repent, for the Day of the Lord is at hand.

by King's Daughter June 20, 2005

73๐Ÿ‘ 173๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus

My Mexican buddy from NB that i used to get really shit faced with, back in the day. Together we founded the Unholy Alliance.

Hey Jesus lets go get wasted. And Jesus said on to him "Hells Yeah!!"

by The Fredo July 17, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


jesus

Jehovah God's first creation, thus "only begotten son," who served as a master worker during the creation of the universe. To compensate for the sin of Adam and Eve, Jehovah sent Jesus to earth to sacrifice his life. This is the greatest act of love ever known and was prophesied about in the Bible. As a man on earth, Jesus taught his followers that Jehovah will use the "Kingdom of God" to restore man to perfection and planet earth to paradise. To demonstrate that he had God-given authority, Jesus performed many miracles. After Jesus exposed the religious leaders as being false, they brought him into a mock trial on trumped-up charges and had him executed. Three days later Jehovah raised Jesus up. Jesus continues to be the key figure in Jehovah's channel of communication to mankind. Jesus has promised mankind, in the Bible, that he will remove the people who reject his Kingdom message. In the Bible this is known as Armaggedeon. Jesus will use the survivors of Armageddeon in restoring earth and mankind back to its original condition.

Jesus' Kingdom message is being preached today in all the inhabited earth.

by Mac C. November 9, 2007

14๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus

1. An awesome person who sacrificed himself for us, so all you people giving stupid definitions, seriously SHUT UP!! Jesus will forgive you, though.

1. Jesus, who is in fact one of the koolest people i know, well i dont KNOW him, but he's kool.

by Christian March 17, 2005

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