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The most attractive man to ever walk the earth. Like have you seen him? I love Paul Dano so much. He is a very special person and he has a very special place in my heart. I <3 Paul Dano. Paul Dano is my life. If Paul Dano had 10,000 fans I am one of them. If he had 1000 I am still one of them. If Paul Dano had 100 fans I am still one of them. If Paul Dano had 10 fans I am one. If Paul Dano had 1 fan that is me. If Paul Dano had 0 fans then I am dead. I love him so much.
1: Hey man, who is the best guy on earth?
2: Paul Dano, obviously!
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Paul's Uncle is a non-fictional person. He is what you claim to be a God. He is what you call the ultimate uncle. You will always hear things about Paul's Uncle amongst your friends.
Guy 1: Dude I just learned Ninjitsu from my dad.
Guy 2: Paul's Uncle IS NINJITSU
Guy 1: oh damn
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A race car driver known for his ridiculous sideburns and soul patch. He never really accomplished much on the track until a community of race fans at RuRa all changed their avatars to pictures of Mr. Menard. He immediately started busting out great finishes and found himself in the top 10 of the Sprint Cup point standings. This can solely be attributed to the advent of the Menardvatar by the people at RuRa, who are formally known as the Paul Menard Empire. The next goal of the Empire, should he not win a race, is to vote Paul into the All-Star Race. They will not be denied.
You: Wow, Menard is really diggin'!
Me: Thanks to the Empire, the Menardvatar, and the month of Menarch, you're looking at the future NASCAR Sprint Cup Champion, Paul Menard!
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The worst people on the face of this earth (in order)- Jake Paul, Logan Paul, Hitler.
Jake Paul- A popular youtuber idiot children watch. (If you’re an older than 13 watching him.... what are you doing with your life?) He enjoys buying things he most likely shouldn’t have, and throwing fake moneyeverywhere. He also likes to hang out with the YOUNGES FLEXER OF THE CENTURY (who’s 9 if you forgot), Liltay. Jake Paul makes terrible, TERRIBLE songs, and even worse diss tracks. He got kicked off of Disney Channel for behavior on his channel, as a vlogger.
Logan Paul-An also popular man baby who got his younger brother, Jake Paul, famous off of his own vines and vlogs. Logan himself got famous off of Vine, the dead app, and eventually started a YouTube channel. Everything went downhill from there. He got a pomeranian, and a midget to drop college for him, has had “assistants” that he just screws around with. He likes breaking plates and spending shitloads of money on stuff that shouldn’t happen and he shouldn’t have. (Example: a school bus turned into a “party bus”) He filmed a suicide victim, and quit YouTube for months. Unfortunately he’s back on. He lost more than 2 million subscribers after that. He’s an idiot. An absolute, click baiting little shit.
Their parents spoiled the fuck out of them. They’re from Ohio. Jake even has this whole thing about “Ohio Fried Chicken”. Stay away from their channels. Don’t give the views they don’t deserve. The clickbait is real, guys.
Douche 9 year old (not Liltay):
Hey! Did you see that new Logan Paul vlog!
Douche 2: Yeah! So Liiiit. Did you see that hilarious Jake Paul vlog where he clickbaited?
Douche 1: Which one?
Douche 2: The most recent.
Douche 1: Yeah! So lit.
Douche 2: The Paul brothers are the best! I wanna be like them when I grow up.
Mom: FUCK NO.
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A fag that makes drama for the views and the đź’° MONEY and doesnt have a life.
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Jake Paul is the most overrated cancerous youtuber in the history of the world. Legend has people prefer to be possesed by satan himself rather than watch a vlog of this anti-lad cancerous specimen. Maybe of the luckiest pricks to ever live. He does not deserve the fame he has and has no idea about real pains and struggles.
I got jake pauled, in other words i have cancer all over my body.
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Why are you in the hospital?
I watched Jake Paul.
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