May 30th

the day where you dance like a crab. a day fully dedicated to crab dancing

“bruv it’s may 30th! you know what that means?”
“BRUV ITS FINALLY DANCE LIKE A CRAB DAY!!!”

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May 17

She is the prettiest girl u will ever see .see has the best body. If you have her as a girl friend trust men she got cake 🎂 (thicker than a snicker🤣) don’t forget her birth day she will go off 0-to-100

Wow she so pretty! Did you know her birthday is on May 17

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may 16th

all person born on this day are hot af

- I was born on may 16th
+ no wonder ur hot af

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May 31

International eat as many cookies as you like.

May 31st is international way as many cookies as you like day. I made this day because my mum said no to me eating a load of cookies. BUT NOW SHE CANT REFUSE.

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May 11th

Only the best people ever are born on this day they’re extremely pretty, amazing, and loyal.

Friend 1: woah when’s their birthday?
Friend 2: May 11th, why?
Friend 1: No wonder they’re so amazing!!

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May 18

National give hickey day

Hey it's may 18th.
Oh yeah national give hickey day.

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Teresa May

A feckless non-entity put into a leadership role because leading the UK through a controversial period is political suicide. Too clueless to come up with a plan, too dimwitted to realise she is selling the entire nation out, too gutless to admit she should not have been allowed near a position of responsibility.

Teresa May is a waste of carbon.

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