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When a hot tub is occupied only by males, increasing the homo points +10.
Two guys approach a hot tub with only males in it.
Guy #1: Hey man, where are all the chicks?
Guy #2: I'm outta here, thats too much Dude Soup for me.
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A Car that has been modified for racing.
Origin: California 1950's
A Car put together like ingredients in a soup.
was illegal drag racing slang.
now is commonly used buy professional racers.
"I think it's rolling stocks! this needs to be souped up!!".
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A moment in which an individual(s) become rather excited or pleased. A form of expression in which one becomes happier than most due to this person, place, thing, action, and/or situation.
A bald albino squirrel rubs its soft, little paws on my ankles while I consume my 4th bottle of vanilla extract. "Mmmm soup", I cried.
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"Electric Soup" is originally the colloquial name for the beverage made by infusing milk with natural gas which was readily available from broken gas lanterns in the hallways and closes of tenements and flats across Scotland before North Sea gas was used and electric lamps were introduced. "Electric Soup" was commonly made and consumed by tramps, alcoholics and delinquents and was reported to have a mind altering effect.
We started goin' in tae pubs together, then we went on tae secondary school, then we started on the electric soup.
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The vagina, hootch, cunt, pussy, snatch...etc
Alternate additions:
Tomato Soup Can (on the rag)
Broccoli Soup Can (riding the fungii train)
Angel Hair Noodle Soup Can (hairy soup can)
Damn, that bitch has one nasty soup can!
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A group of people you despise esp when at a social gathering all milling and mingling. esp pretentious types.
A: Gotta get out of here. It's cunt soup.
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An ammount of liqour that will send you sideways!
Usually denotes inebriation.
"Did you see Reggie last night, he fell through the picture window...obviously he had inbibed far too many SIDEWAYS SOUPS"
"Yo, I got SIDEWAYS SOUPS fo ma crunkshow."
"Sir, could I please have a SIDESWAYS SOUP."
"I'm so thirsty, yet all I can think about is SIDEWAYS SOUPS."
"After a rousing game of golf, the boys gathered on the 19th hole for several rounds of SIDEWAYS SOUP."
"As he rolled through the roadblock the policeman asked him, "Have you had anything to drink tonight? He replied, "None sir, just several SIDEWAYS SOUPS".
"When the husband comes home late at night, his wife asked him, "You've been drinking way too much tonight, honey!" He replied, "No, sweetie, I only had a couple of SIDEWAYS SOUPS"
"Sideways soups, "The drink you don't have to count."
"As the golfer aced the 14th hole at his local course, he advised the course marshall that he'd be buying several rounds of sideways soups at the clubhouse"
"The aspiring UBC engineer challenged himself and his stomach by attempting to drink 40 sideways soups.
"As I approached the Communion altar, the Priest offered me bread and said, "The body of Christ". Soon after, another Priest came along and said, "The SIDEWAYS SOUP of CHRIST". That saint shot back the wine with vigour.
"As Tom Brady and the New England Patriots rushed triumphantly off the field after winning yet another Super Bowl, the media asked him, "What are you gonna do now, Tom? He said, "Me have SIDEWAYS SOUP in Super Bowl, then take Super Bowl to Disneyland."
"As Roberto Luongo skated off the ice after his 5th straight shut-out, the media asked him, "To What do you attribute to your success?". He answered, "While, the 18 SIDEWAYS SOUPS have made double-vision a goalie's best friend".
"On Christmas, our family no longer leaves milk and cookies for Santa. Instead we leave SIDEWAYS SOUP...and plenty of em'!
"I got nothing, but D's until I tasted my first SIDEWAYS SOUP. All I can say is the they changed my life. "Now it's nothing, but A's."
"My date looked much better after several SIDEWAYS SOUP."
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