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term of endearment for a goofball or someone who does something silly
Why did you put your keys in the refrigerator, you schmo bagel?
An inflammation of the anus due to excessive irritation from frequent anal intercourse. The association with Tallagh originates from a dramatic increase of anal inflammation seen in the south Dublin town of Tallagh during the summer of 2004.
"Decko has to stand on the bus for 3 weeks due to the fact that he has Tallagh Bagel so can't sit down without experiencing discomfort"
A pastry originated in southern America, shaped like a bagel. Composed of dingleberries, shit streaks chiseled straight out of the toilet bowl, diarrhea, bowel clippings, and seasoned with ass shavings. With a hint of tangy, and a blast of nuttiness, the perfect breakfast to accompany your JungleJizzJam.
Nate was starving, so he made and ate a booty bagel to satisfy his hunger.
When you fuck with bagels so hard that you are trying to find an emotion for it. You then take to Urban Dictionary to get it added to the dictionary, but it gets rejected FOUR TIMES so you promise to yourself to keep trying every single day until it gets approved.
John was so bagel AF that he wrote to Urban Dictionary 4 times to try to get his word published. I wish I had that kind of commitment!!
A term for an African woman's asshole.
Guy 1: Hey, should I ask out Adebowale? Guy: Totally man, I heard she's got a great Nigerian Bagel.
a bagel in which the condiments have been replace with man juice contrast to the usual butter or cream cheese
The customer was acting rather snobbish so the cook gave him a nice warm giz bagel
A sexy twink who speaks in cursive
OH MY GOD DIME YOU ARE SUCH A COREY THE BAGEL.