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A bathroom that has been freshly cleaned, and not yet sullied by anyone else's disgusting, regret-filled, morning-after-a-12-pack dump.
There is nothing better than shitting in a virgin bathroom.
I took that bathroom's virginity, and I swear it will never be the same.
The forceable destruction of indoor plumbing by nearly involuntary assplosion.
"how the fuck long are you going to be in there. I need to Tombstone the place"
"Dude, your date Tombstone (the bathroom) last night"
Omg, I am too lazy to go there, it’s too far, it’s like at Katya’s bathroom.
A small, usually obscure party, with very few guests in a small confined area. The term was coined by iBerleezy in 2018.
John expected to get wasted that Friday, but it ended up being a party in the bathroom.
Going to the bathroom when the teacher says no
I had to break the bathroom beacuse mrs.lon would not let me go.
When you're wearing pajamas that are held up by a string. You go to the bathroom and try to untie them quickly but it gets stuck and becomes an infuriating puzzle.
If I run into another bathroom puzzle with these, I swear to god...
a burrito that you heat up in a 1130 WATTAGE microwave and leave in the bathroom for 3 hours waiting for your daughter to eat.
mom: who ate my bathroom burrito??
me: oh. i did.