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When one of your bro's is sleep walking and creeps into your bed in the middle of the night for a cuddle or a brief chat.
Dude, last night I was bed intruding and had a short conversation with Adam while in his bed.
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tha hardest neighboorhood ever
yo Bed-stuy gets it fuckin poppin
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Any member of one's chosen gender that makes it into that piece of furniture ordinarily used for sleeping (or, alternately BUMPIN' AND LOVIN' IN THE BED). A bed-buddy's purpose is usually sexual in nature, although s/he may also be a cuddle provider.
Often abbreviated as "BB."
She shook her head when asked if she and Alain were dating; he was simply a bed-buddy, and nothing more.
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1. Your friend who you find attractive enough to sleep with yet refuse to date for some reason or another. See friend with benefits.
2. Ex-Girlfriend/Boyfriend who still shares your sleeping space.
1. Hey babe, I'm cold. You gonna be my bed buddy tonight?
2. Yeh Jack, I haven't been sleeping well. My fucking bed buddy has been stealing my covers, stupid twat.
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A bed, mattress, futon or even a blanket or sleeping bag on which someone has ejaculated several times, especially when multiple used, dried condoms are left lying on it. This is because oyster is used as slang for ejaculate and used condoms dry up and somewhat resemble oyster shells. An oyster bed will usually belong to a slob or a hogger, almost always male.
Also a term used by fishermen and others to describe areas of seafloor where several oysters (the creatures) reside in their shells.
Pat goes hogging in his bed all the time and doesn't change the sheets. Even worse, he leaves his jizz and dried rubbers in it. He sleeps in an oyster bed and it's disgusting.
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Amanda: I'm tired. I'm gonna go bed up now.
John: Okay. Night night!
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A person of great weight who exerts considerable pressure on his mattress. In vogue during Shakespeare's lifetime.
I hear king Henri was quite the bed presser.
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