dead silent

Where it's so quiet that you'd think everything's dead.

Greg: Dude, this road is dead silent.

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Relog

Short for "re-login."

To sign off and on again, usually with AOL Instant Messenger (AIM).
People may relog to avoid being "lifeless."

Not to be confused with d/c.

Greg: Dan's been on AIM all day! Why doesn't he ever go outside?

Sean: Yeah, he relogs every two hours so it looks like he's got friends.

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gum lisp

The small lisp you get when you're trying to talk while chewing gum, unless you put your gum to the side of your mouth instead of the front.

Jimmy (chewing gum): I want some ithe cream!

Charlie: Screw you, spit your gum out. I don't get you with your stupid gum lisp.

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Bed up

To go to bed; to go to sleep.

Amanda: I'm tired. I'm gonna go bed up now.

John: Okay. Night night!

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dislike

The comment Facebookers say when expressing their objection for something, purely because Facebook doesn't have a Dislike button.

Brad: This essay sucks.
-Jack: Yeah. Dislike.

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