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A person who has had so much alcohol that they pass out within a short time of partying. The gender of said partier does not matter, nor does it matter if it's the person's birthday or not. Basically being really, really fucked up.
1) A. Woah there, why are you carrying Jarrett out of the party already?
B. He went into birthday girl mode real quick tonight, sorry guys.
2) A. Hey Cody, nice win for the football team huh?
B. Hell yeah bro! Parties are going to be sick! I am definitely going birthday girl tonight.
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Originally used as a birthday that does not go very well, later bastardized into any unfortunate happenstance
Birthday Boy: Oh a surprise party? Awesome! thanks guys! ....Wait a minute...there are only 2 balloons? that's it, I'm leaving...SAD BIRTHDAY!
or
Jazzy: Man, It's 3 AM and I still have a lot of homework to do...I guess I have to pull an all-nighter...
V.M: Saaaaad Birthday
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(noun). A blunt saved for the sole purpose of getting high on one's birthday.
Were you at Kelly's party? The party really started when she brought out her huge birthday blunt!
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The level of friendship you deem necessary to exist between you and a friend to warrant posting on their wall when Facebook alerts you it is in fact their birthday.
Wife: Hey, honey, did you wish my cousin Jay a "Happy Birthday" on Facebook?
Husband: God no. Jay is like you're third cousin which makes him NOTHING to me. Not even sure how we are friends on Facebook. Never met the guy.
Wife: That's not important, you know Jay was there for me when my parents were going through that thing when were kids.
Husband: Sorry. Not happening. Jay is beneath the birthday threshold.
Wife: Fuck you.
Husband: Rules are rules.
It basically means 'Birthday Wishes' but in Harry Styles' style.
"Thank you for all the birthday nice. You’re all wonderful, and I love you. H"
In Filipino culture, it is customary for one to eat a birthday meal called pancit. A Filipino Birthday entails the sexual act of sitting on the birthday boy/girl's face in order for them to eat their aforementioned birthday meal. Pancit is a play on words for face sitting.
What did the pinoy ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? He asked her to pancit on his face as it is customary on a filipino birthday.