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bullshit session

(n). A long, droning speech given by someone who talks but doesn't listen. Oft, the listener tries to escape but has to be polite and smile.

2. an unnecessary meeting, as in a monthly meeting where nothing gets done.

3. unwanted advice usually given to a person when they least want to hear it.

Hey Tom! I tried calling you the other night. YOu weren't in. Sorry, man, I got caught up in a bullshit session.

I'll know better next time not to complain to mr. knowitall. I got a free introductory bullshit session.

by boggler July 24, 2006

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tumblr bullshit

It is all the bullshit developed by special snowflakes in the bowels of tumblr. Most tumblr bullshit has no logic behind it and it exists only on tumblr, this bullshit will sometimes leak out into the normal internet where everyone will then make fun of it for how stupid it is. Most tumblr bullshit includes things like made up sexualities or genders, it can also include otherkin, bronies , or furries.

John: Jake said he was demi-sexual , what does that mean?
Eric: I don't really know other than it is some kind of tumblr bullshit.

by Havel Monster December 11, 2015

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Tommy Bullshit

Random Bullshit caused by Tommy. includes: no matress stealing, no drinking before 9 am, no stabbing people, no sleep walking, no getting arrested, no morph suiting, no dome next to friends, no setting fire safety signs on fire, ect...

guy no. 1: did you see that matress in the elevator?
guy no. 2: yeah thats some Tommy Bullshit right there.

by 5th Floor Murdough November 28, 2010

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planet bullshit

planet bullshit :
- A place where everything seems to go to shit.

" I got a F on my spanish test... This shit belongs on Planet Bullshit!! "

by marycassie0x March 22, 2009


custom bullshit

Playing a custom game instead of a ranked one.

Don’t play that custom bullshit, play a ranked game.

by Stephenh7054 October 25, 2018


Canned Bullshit

1) something incredibly wrong even more wrong than a normal bullshit.

2) A lie that is even more of a lie than a normal bullshit lie

3) Somethint so exaggerated that can't be definied just a bullhit. Then it's a CANNED BULLSHIT.

" I can wank 5 times in a row and then fuck 15 girls in a row ...
...DUDE....that's CANNED BULLSHIT!"

by Canned man December 26, 2011


Bullshit Assignment

When you have to do an assignment that would usually take 4 weeks in under 5 days

'I saw claire in the classroom and i already knew it would be a bullshit assignment'

by Killelite483 November 8, 2019