Bus look

A blank facial expression (Somewhat similar to a poker face) used while riding a bus. A person sustaining a bus look is often in deep thought or examining the surrounding people. Off the bus, this can be considered acting Stoic.

"I stepped on the bus and looked down the aisle, all I saw were a bunch of people with bus looks minding their own business."

"I was too absorbed in my bus look and didn't realize you wanted to talk to me."

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spacker bus

The bus by which many community groups travel about. Often one may see such buses filled with intellectually challenged youths sticking either thumbs or fingers up in the window. Common usage is similar to the taxi cry when someone performs or says something stupid. One can suggest the came or ought to leave on said spacker bus.

friend falls over a paving stone

BUCKLE!! Get back on the Spacker Bus!

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Bus Game

A game played on school buses for generations.

If at any point during a ride on a school bus, you spot a person resting their hand on top of a seat back, you can immediately slap set hand as hard as humanly possible.

In the process, you must scream "BUS GAME!", preferably on contact.

Prime field position for this game is the back of the bus, inherently making it a "Cool People" game.

(slap) "BUS GAME!!!!!!"

"Oh it's on pal..."

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Happy bus

1. Name given to the bus which picks up retarded people or those with 'special needs' and transports them to any given destination; usually a special school or a day trip to the seaside. The bus is normally decorated with a happy colourful scene, such as a beach, or a row of sunflowers or just very bright colours. The sole purpose of this is to create a happy atmosphere for a happy day out.
2. People who are particularly drunk or wasted on drugs.

Those people over there are definitely on the happy bus.

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drive the bus

(v) ingesting MDMA (ecstasy), and regulating like a gangsta by representing what the sheiiit (i.e. life) is all about.

"me mate dangerous dave took 22 ecstasy and drove the egham to langley village bus better than he's ever driven it before." -Ali G (a quote close to reality)

do you want to drive the bus tonight yo?

driving da bus is fuckin' legit!!!

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rides the bus

(v., intransitive) to be the tits, the shit, the man, the bee's knees, etc.; to be the humanoid equivalent of an electric guitar with biceps; or to be a thing whose mere existence suggests that God is one cool freaking dude.

object rides the bus, as in
"Is that T-Rex with the combat boots beating up Vince Shlomi?"
"Yeah, it would appear so, my good man."
"Wow. That rides the bus."

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Bus

Where people call you racist, they're real jerk faces, take the worst possibles thing you could ever imaginemandmmulitlyy it by 1.

I'm not gonna ride the bus with a bunch of d*cks.

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