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1. excuse to leave a private party to go get sucked off
2. some mysterious errand johnny goes to do in the middle of the night
3. sneaky segue to go have a private conversation
1. Bro 1: Where u goin bro the party's just starting?
Bro 2: I'm gonna go buy a bag of chips...
Bros 1&2: EXTREME!!
2. Johnny: I have to go run an errand.
Travis (drunk): Bullshit dude we're having a party!?
Johnny (douchey): Fuck you guys I gotta go.
Joe (pretty buzzed): Well bring back some chips!
Johnny: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go buy a bag of chips.
3. Well it looks like we're running low on snacks, we're just gonna go buy a bag of chips
That kind of boss who asks you to work on the weekends, to come in early and leave late, and of course ask the impossible to get done yesterday. But that one day of the year, he or she buys a hot sloppy pizza for your hard work that still goes un-recognized.
Worker 1: " what's it like working for John?"
Worker 2:" he's totally a pizza-buying boss"
To get no return on your investment in a girl
'Dude you hook up with that girl last night? You spent bank. She was all over you. Was she a bitchorslut?"
"She let me buy her drinks."
"Bitch."
a whore to the greatest extent attracted to dudes who work at best buy.
guy 1: dude there goes the best buy WHORE
guy 2: i can tell by the trail of herpes behind her.
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a fat girl you can get action with simply by purchasing them a sandwich
Guy 1 : I like that fat girl.
Guy 2 : Thats simple shes a buy a sandwich girl!
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Buy the mug is a synonym for chicken out, flake out, back out, cop out, et cetera.
We're having a worm eating contest, you in or you gonna buy the mug?
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