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When Ruth Bader Ginsburg absolutely roasts the living hell out of someone to the point that they can’t even respond with a proper comeback
Justice Scalia looks like he uses an IV bag full of bolognese sauce. Oop. That’s a 3rd Degree Ginsburn!!!
Any degree in the liberal arts, hard sciences, or with funny-looking titles. It's not that you can not necessarily find a job with these degrees, but it usually implies having to go to graduate school, supplementing vocationally relevant coursework, or networking like hell. It puts you in a challenging predicament. Also, these majors are the most common 'barista' majors.
John: AHHHH Shit. I should have majored in computer engineering. I can't find a job with my biology degree. What do I do? I'm sorry dad. I shouldn't have gotten this useless degree.
Dad: I told you so son. Now just supplement your degree so you can salvage your useless degree.
When someone cuts your hair so badly it feels like they killed you. It could be to short of a hair cut, not what you asked, or un-fixable.
They killed me and my hair with 20th degree murder.
This expression is used whenever something so fantastic occurs, or you receive news of such a fantastical nature, that you have to describe it with a positive adjective such as, "Fantastic" - alongside the words, "to the fourth degree." By using this expression, you are emphasizing the sheer awesomeness of whatever it is you are describing. This expression can be used when you find out you are going to be a mother/father! You can also use it when describing your last coitus session.
Person 1: So dude, how was it banging that girl we met last night??
Person 2: Dude, I have never had an orgasm of such a magnitude. It was fantastic to the fourth degree.
Person 1: Marry her.
When you go down on, or have sex with a recently open scar from surgery on your mate.
Matt: "Dude I so hit that last night."
John: "Didn't she just have her appendix taken out?"
Matt: "Yeah, I totally got my doctors degree"
Being made airtight with only one penis while the ither two holes are filled with a toy and/or fingers
Sally only had Rick for the night and could only achieve an airtight 1st degree
Being made airtight with only one penis while the ither two holes are filled with a toy and/or fingers
Sally only had Rick for the night and could only achieve an airtight 1st degree