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Someone who runs really fast but bikes super slow(slow = usain bolt). Tromboner. Anyone would be lucky to date him! Makes you feel like there’s no one else in the entire world but you two. He will even try to play piano pieces with you even though you suck. Calvin is the type to suddenly become amazing at tennis in 10 min. Any flaws? Nope. Zodiac sign? Compatible with yours. Always cherish the moments you get to spend with Calvin.
Calvin, you’re a great driver, thank you for not getting in a car crash while I’m in the car!!
We don’t talk about “it”
Son: Dad there’s Calvin with a Jim Crow shirt on
Me: go gargle your fucking mouth with holy water
A Calvin Is A Young Black Man With A BBC and the best E SEX EVER. He also likes the word Bandit.
Calvin has the best e-sex. Calvin pulls all the e-bitches.
I truly love him. He's just amazing and sweet but sometimes shy. If you talked to him, he would answer so fast. He's truly a wonderful, lovable, and caring person. Ugh I wish he was mine but sadly no. If your reading this Cal, I love you so much and hope we can be more than friends. ily Cal... <3
Person: "Who's Calvin?!?!?"
Me: "Oh my he is very sweet and it's someone I love."
Calvin is a calvina nice but very strict person who always wants to be knowledgeable
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Calvin is so dumb and knows noothing in his life