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Lindero Canyon Middle School

A middle school in western Agoura Hills, CA. It's mascot is the cougar and is classified as the slightly less awful version of AE Wright middle school. Half the kids look like they should be in high school and the other half, SHOULD be in juvenile hall. It seems that the school believes that throwing water at a teacher AND getting arrested by the school cop in the same afternoon in front of the school is not enough to even suspend them. The school also doesn't believe that students are worthy of seats either, so any time you are called into the multi purpose room, you have to sit on the floor like a bunch of first graders. It's not all bad, though. You have the pep squad, which is basically a bunch of girls in shorts and jerseys dancing proactively to whiny pop music. Also you have a prominent skating culture here, and what that means, is that you have a pretty good chance on having 3'4 shrimp with daddy issues bailing right on you while walking passed any staircase with a railing. But it's a blue ribbon school, so I guess that's cool....

"Lindero Canyon Middle School has great teachers!" -parent
"Yeah, but only if the school allows them to do their jobs!" -kid who actually goes there

by plus-size albert November 22, 2020


man canyon

man canyon (n.) wider-than-average man spread. Especially when the man appears to be displaying his goods in hopes of receiving oral sex.

When I see a hot guy eating lunch on a bench, his man canyon inviting me, I wanna dive in head first and have mine.

by Woordsmith December 15, 2019


man canyon

man canyon (n.) wider-than-average man spread. Especially when the man appears to be displaying his goods in hopes of receiving oral sex.

When I see a hot guy eating lunch on a bench, his man canyon inviting me, I wanna dive in head first and have mine.

by Woordsmith December 15, 2019


Man Canyon

The canyon that exists between the pectoral muscles of a male. The depth of the canyon is proportional to the amount of dominance that the male holds.

Hans: "How deep is your man canyon Jake?"

Jake: "I don't want to talk about that anymore, size doesn't even matter"

Hans: "Dude, you don't even have a man canyon, do you?"

Jake: "Don't tell my parents, please dude"

by Bigboiyolofish March 6, 2014


Niles canyon

Small unincorporated area of alameda county located just to s of Fremont California. The canyon follows the traverse of alameda creek east to sunol ca

Niles canyon is the site of the festival of carlie caplin days

by 4realazitgits March 31, 2021


Canyon crawler

When a woman doesn't clean under and in between her boobs and starts to get bugs and other growths.

I asked this one girl for nude but she had canyon crawlers.

by Blortgort March 21, 2017


Timber Canyon

RIP 1996-2020

Timber Canyon, and there she finally was laid at rest.

by Seilkie May 20, 2020