someone, particularly a lesbian who performs oral sex on a hairy pussy.
my mom said if you want to become a lesbian, you have to lick carpet - south park s1 ep11 refers to the term carpet muncher
To maintain and groom the female pubic hair (i.e. bush) to convey a pleasing appearance of the vagina (i.e. her shed).
Chris: Did you get any from Marie?
Kevin: Yea, we did oral and she really carpeted the shed!
An individual that lives on the edge, isn't afraid to put his life on the line for the trippy hallucinations that an illegal substance may cause.
Dude, he was taking Xans like they were tic-tacs last night, he is such a corporal carpet!
1. The act of accomplishing a task very thoroughly with an absolute disregard for the excessive waste of resources used in doing so that it may have been better just not to do it in the first place, but at least you win. This is typically done as an outright act of frustration and hubris. The sheer amount of over-zealous effort required to carpet bomb often makes the end result less than satisfactory.
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2. Having very vigorous and powerful, Zeus-like sex with a woman for a very, very long period of time.
1. I was so fucking pissed after getting a "F" on that last test that I carpet bombed shit out of this one. Twenty hours of studying the book word for word and I got a "C".
2. Yeah bro, I carpet bombed the shit out of her all night.
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In Duke Nukem Forever; the art of obtaining both a Jetpack and the Devastator weapon, then proceed to fly around and unleash a rain of rockets on everything that moves. Don't forget to refill.
carpet bombing, fuck yeah
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The act of a lesbian performing oral sex on another female,
isabella
Joe: omg isabellas soo hot!
Dan: Dude, give up! She's a carpet muncher
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1. Purveyor of goods which are not what they purport to be, north american post civil war.
2. Politician striving for popularity in a remote ward.
'gather round for I have a panacea for all ailments such as dropsy, feeble spirit and malingerance' The tale of the carpet bagger, Mark Twain 1875.
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