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That look that an extra fat person gives somebody when they're dumbfounded...
As though looking at an empty grocery cart.
My fat ass boss gave me the empty grocery cart stare today when I told him I couldn't work weekends, he's such a dumb piece of shit.
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When your boredom has hit its peak and you've already searched "Type any word..."
"hmm what if i put 'Type any word...;' oh cool definition but now what do i search..."
"OH I KNOW! 'Browse Categories Store Blog Cart'"
One person plays Mario Cart while the other person gives them oral.
wow! me and my honey-boo-boo really did a lot of Oral Mario Cart Sex yesterday night!
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When you try and scoot your dog with your foot and you actually swipe your dogs ass with your foot
My dog wouldn’t get out of the way until I gave him the North Ft Myers Shopping cart!.
Old saying from WW1 used by soldiers returning to the trenches after being on leave in England
Soldier #1; Poor Tom bought it hardly a day after returning from leave in London!"
Soldier 2; " Yes, after the show comes the shit cart."
A cart filled with apples that belongs to a little fat dog named Jeb. Jeb is morbidly obese and smells of shrimp and dung.
"You've upset Leb Brailey Bimbleton's apple cart!"
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do you need a mario cart is literally just asking if you need a cart they’re just adding the “mario” part into the question
do you need a mario cart?
yea i do mine ran out last week