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College Confidential

The worst website on the web where snooty genius fucktards come to brag about themselves to make the other 99.99% population of high school students feel like shit.

College Confidential Forum:

HELP ME!! I HAVE NO CHANCE FOR ANYTHING!!!

Rank 1/1098
5.00 GPA Weighted
4.00 GPA Unweighted
50 AP Classes, All A's
2400 SAT
36 ACT
800 SAT II Chemistry
800 SAT II US History
800 SAT II Physics

Varsity Tennis (9,10,11,12)
Varsity Basketball (9,10,11,12)
Varsity Football (9,10,11,12)

500 Hours of Community Service

Research Internship at Stanford & MIT

American Math League Champion

500+ Awards

Cured Cancer, AIDS, and Ebola

HELP ME I HAV NO CHANCES AT ALL!!!

by therocker11 January 17, 2009

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College Tumbleweed

An empty 12, 18, 24, or 30 pack case of beer seen blowing across the parking lot/lawn it was dumped on. Often consisting of the stereotypical college beverage choice of either Keystone Light, or Natural Light beer. Common on college campuses; specifically the University of Rhode Island.

Sandy saw two college tumbleweeds in the student lot while walking to class.

by luckycharmsURI October 14, 2010


whitman college

A primarily white campus with the students family gross income being greater than the state of Washington. So liberal, the words "Trump" and "Triggered" pretty much elicit the same reaction. Frisbee is life.

Whitman College: "I wish I was Claremont McKenna"

by nunnnnyaa February 23, 2017


carroll college

1. A top-rated liberal arts institution in the capital city of Helena, Montana founded in 1909 by Bishop John Carroll. The school motto is, "Not for school, but for life."

2. A school with the coolest professors who run to class and speak in tongues. We like getting outdoors, not having toaster ovens or candles in our dorm rooms, and flooding classrooms. Many people enjoy going on adventures like eating in the cafeteria or falling down Guad hill, and others enjoy bogging down the wifi with Netflix. If the stairs in Charlies don't kill you, Val's voice yelling out your latte order surely will.

"I've decided to go to Carroll College next year!" "Where??"

by nutellanomnom March 10, 2016


Iona College

The greatest school in Brisbane.

Iona College- Home of Eshayz who vape in toilets and people who say the n word often

by rapist266 June 4, 2021


Aquinas College

Aquinas College is a school made for boys who think they are top shit, but realistically are socially retarded, big foreheaded, snobby faggots who harass chicks for nudes, they also get handed everything and have parents who wave money in everyones faces.

hell cool wannabe eshays.

they are known for being some of the biggest fuckboys, yet don't even pull.

often wear there aquinas hats outside of school to let people know they go there.
Majority are also the size of my toe.

Aquinas College guy: I'm gonna fuck u so hard, surely send, u are so hot, I wanna eat u out so bad

* sees girl in person, can't even say hi*
* stands in corner awkwardly in his wannabe eshay wear*

by wehateacxx May 14, 2019

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Myddelton College

1. (noun) a world or adverb or verb, for a shit hole and place where parents send their unwanted children.

2. Also used in slang for cum umbrellas

Make sure to use a Myddelton college

by knobheadery March 19, 2021

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