When you ejaculate in someone then continue to spinkle your dandruff on them.
You want to try a coconut creampie tonight?
when you let someone "eject" inside of your "box", but they have really hairy balls
dude i just got coconut creampied by brad
woah dude you need a plan B, his balls are so hairy
shoving banana up the ass but waking up in an ambulance. banana flows out of ass like a creampie
I heard that John had a severe case of chocolate banana creampie. the surgeon thought the banana was ripe, but I don't think so
A derogatory term for child support.
Once a month she gets her creampie paychecks from her baby daddies.
She only slept with him to earn a creampie paycheck.
Creampie Sisters are two women whose children are born on the same day, the year does not matter.
Hey we share a birthday!
That must mean our mom's are "creampie sisters"
When you cum inside a can of pilsbury dough and then feed it to your family.
“Wow dad that breakfast was delicious!”
“Thanks, it was a Pilsbury creampie”
When you jizz in a girl’s vagina hole, throw some greens in that bitch n’ SCOOP it up! Mmm magnifique
Hey charlotte, i’m on a diet and you’re ruining it with this shitty food. Get out the kitchen, bend over, and lemme try a “Creampie Salad”