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A term used for an unexpected pregnancy.
Did you here about Kim she butt dialed the stork.
Crazy, fantastic, as in "off the hook".
Get over here bro, this party is straight dial tone.
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similar to DUI, apparently. When you get high on whatever substance, usually alcohol, and "set the record straight" with exes; family; coworkers; old teachers, etc.
I dialed while intoxicated and called my best friend from first grade and we decided to join the Marines.
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the most severe form of mental torture ever concieved by a psycopath's mind. outdated slow internet connection. may cause pulling out your hair and punching walls.
it takes hours to load a youtube video.
Kid:"mom why do we have Dial up internet ? we dont live in the fucking 90s anymore".
mom:"we live in the countryand its cheap."
Kid:"FML".
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A sense of security felt by employees of large corporations whereby workers can voice their opinions on sensitive or risky topics over a conference call instead of speaking up in a meeting and being recognized. This also applies when the employee is just too embarrassed to be seen when asking a question even though his identity is known.
Andy: So do you have the balls to challenge the CEO during his all-employee meeting on his new sexual harassment policy?
Eric: Hell no, but I have dial-up courage so I'll just call in from my desk and ask.
Andy: You are a pussy.
Female clitoral masturbation involving the fingers.
That girl has been in there for awhile, maybe she's dialing the rotary phone.
(Knock knock), I'm dialing the rotary phone honey.
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