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This is when someone gets so drunk they fall over in the middle of the road with his pants down and starts masturbating at taxi drivers.
I was that hammered last night I did a drunken rob
1) Your buddy gets too drunk and starts making a fool of himself. Someone (also quite drunk) takes it upon themselves to help them, usually poorly, and becomes the drunken martyr.
Person 1: "Did you hear about how Randy puked on Anna when she tried to help him last night? He was so drunk he couldn't even walk outside."
Person 2: "Well, that's what happens when you try and be a drunken martyr."
While you are having sex with your significant other and your are not satisfied so you decide to punch her and knock her out so the vaginal muscles tighten.
“I’m bout to drunken donkey punch this lil hoe”
3 glorious days of being drunk off your ass
Chris had an epic drunken weekend from Thursday to Saturday where he doesn't remember shit but knows he had a great time.
when your very drunk and is mess to everyone
Fozzy is a drunken mess
When you are a complete mess while you are drunk
Fozzy is a drunken mess
Drunken Tarzan is a sexual position where you invite someone back to your house and they watch you get a hand job while making direct eye contact.
Watching Bob get a drunken tarzan was the longest 2 minutes of my life.