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A relatively new series on Comedy Central. People are asked to get completely drunk, and when they are, tell the history of some famous person in history while it is all depicted. The characters in the skit mouth the drunk person's words as they talk, which makes the show funny and unpredictable.
"Carbons and hydrodrons and oxydrons and carbotrons. And that's molecules for ya." - Percy Julian
"Yeah the Pacific ocean! Who gives a sh*t?" - Meriwether Lewis
"Pew pew pew pew" - Billy the Kid
Drunk History is awesome!
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Being drunk to the point that you get overly touchy feely with your friends, co-workers, and/or random strangers.
Based on the Transportation Security Administration new pat-down procedures
Dan: Ut ohhhh...Chad's grabbing the bouncers ass, again!
AJ: Is he that hammered already?!?
Ryan: Nah he's beyond hammered he's TSA Drunk
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Brow Drunk is derived from the phrase "eyebrow drunk." This phrase refers to the act of getting drunk through your eyebrows after two doctors come into your apartment to stitch up your split open eyebrow and they run out of alcohol wipes. The doctors then have to use vodka soaked gauze to cover to wound and put a band-aid over it. Thus, the patient is now eyebrow drunk because they have ingested vodka through their eyebrow wound.
The phrase Brow Drunk refers to the act of getting drunk through your eyebrows after two doctors come into your apartment to stitch up your split open eyebrow and they run out of alcohol wipes. The doctors then have to use vodka soaked gauze to cover to wound and put a band-aid over it.
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Book drunk- adjective, describes studying for so long that you are slightly out of your mind and a little crazy, almost like being under the influence of alcohol, but only having soda and coffee that day like a white girl college freshman.
Jade is currently book drunk from studying for anatomy for 6 hours, which is why she created this stupid word and posted it on the internet.
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The point of being on a perfect and enjoyable buzz or high, when you are right between being tipsy and wasted, and reach the night's peak. Usually quickly replaced after drinking more.
When I first got to the club, I was at Critical Drunk and was getting into a hottie, but then I drank some more, muttered incoherently and vomited all over the club floor.
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really damn drunk , gona pass out and fall over
hes drunk as fukkkk- dammmm he drunk
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The state of being so drunk that one might very well begin crawling on the floor. Equally, if whilst crawling on the floor, it were suggested that you ought to play with a plastic rhinoceros, you wouldn't be opposed to it. Comparable to crunk, but referring to someone who is intoxicated to a greater extent.
Person: Hey man, I heard you started doing "crazy shit" last night, how drunk were you?
Buddy of person: Oh man, I was rhino-drunk. I'm quite hungover this morning.
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