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When you set your phone to vibrate, shove it into your ass, and have your partner call you repeatedly.
Last night, she gave me a new england voicemail, so I had to void the warranty today.
When a girl wraps her legs around your neck and farts directly on you, her legs draping across your chest like a tie. In some cultures, it is a symbol of great fortune.
"You seen Bobby recently?"
"No man, he's been down since he and Monica broke up."
"Why'd the break up?"
"Heard she gave him a New England Necktie."
"Say no more."
Sexual Act; Your Basic Monical And a Mustache.
Best done by shooting the eye first and then dragging across the upper lip.
He gave her a New England Gentleman.
He made a New England Gentleman out of her.
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A berry left between the sheets of your bed by a nighttime visitor for your discovery. This berry is typically delivered from the hairs of the anal cavity and consists of material such as fecal matter, bathroom tissue, newspaper clippings, broken glass, or Charlston Chews.
So, I woke up this morning told that sugar-muffin I met last night to take off. After she left, I got up to get a beer and when I got back in bed I found that the bitch had left a god-damned New England Steamer in my bed!
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To be so incredibly good at something you don't even try.
"Damn, that kid just walked in, looked around for a sec, and now every girl is up on him. Who does he think he is? The New England Revolution?"
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Adding the point to "Her Most Royal Majesty"
#1 We arent eastern, Japan is the east, we are western, just not as western as you.
#2 So right you call us british, we call you earthlings? i mean according to your logic thats what you are, i mean believe it or not you must be from earth.
#3 We didnt give it the name soccer, that sounds crap, we called it football as you kick it with your feet, you changed it to soccer at some point? if we gave it that name how come us ENGLISH call it football?
#4 By former colonies helped us out, do you mean prevented a tyrant from taking over the world, doesnt sound like a "little squabble", any idea how many innocent people were killed?. And for your information and everyone elses , america did not save any one in world war 2, it was russia, they had the greatest losses and gave the biggest help by attacking the germans from the east, sandwhiching them, the americans did not attack from the east...
"hey you called it soccer"
"we called it football, you must've for what ever reason changed that perfect suitable name"
england vs america = china wins
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Someone who says they're a vegetarian, but eats fish. Most Californians will slap you silly if you eat fish and say you're a vegetarian, but most "vegetarians" in New England eat fish.
See pescetarian.
Alice: Why is Jane eating fish? I thought she was a vegetarian.
Bob: She's a New England vegetarian.
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