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fecal funny gas

A person who opens someone's anus and waits until a fart comes out and inhales it

Man I feel like having some fecal funny gas right now

by Lester the nipple molester July 19, 2017

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malicious fecal distribution

Pooping in someone's yard to piss them off.

Also "MFD."

In July 2013, a news report on ABCnews.go.com said a Nob Hill, AZ woman was arrested for malicious fecal distribution after being caught by a security camera pooping in a neighbor's yard 4 times over the course of two weeks. The neighbors had been in a heated dispute for several months.

by JavaJaneOhio September 2, 2013

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Fecal boy Johnny

A derogatory term used to describe an adult male who is acting childish and is 'Full of Shit'.

Fecal boy Johnny over there is spouting all kinds of BS.

by Ahshemoto January 15, 2020


Bovine Fecal Matter

Bovine, meaning something has qualities of an ox/cow; bull.
Fecal Matter, obviously is "poop".
When combined, it serves as a lovely way to say "Bullshit."

Also, an abbreviation (BFM) can be used.

Mom: "You're grounded. You should have cleaned your room before you went clubbing."

Me: "Mom, that is bovine fecal matter and you know it."

"Hey, did you hear our football team lost because the ref didn't pay attention? Total BFM."

by eastlakehigh07 October 9, 2009

27πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Michigan fecal tree

The act of pounding a relatives dirt star when they intensely shit all over your chink stomper. Then you proceed to use your dookie pie to paint a fecal tree on your relatives back after they’ve gone to bed, giving them a surprise in the morning.

β€œJust gave my brother a Michigan fecal tree last night”.

by BigJcote February 21, 2022


Fecal Face Fuck

When you shit in a girls mouth then you fuck the shit down her throat with your cock.

Bob-"Hey Cindy want me to Fecal Face Fuck you my din from lastnight"
Cindy-"No Thanks"
Bob-"To bad gag gag gag gag"

by Elohdaeh April 21, 2009

34πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


russian fecal speakers

the act of pooping on a hamburger bun, then taking said poopy buns and giving someone earmuff-style attack. Very sexy.

dude, he cant hear you, he just got russian fecal speakers.

by ma jones May 22, 2004

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