What my friend Sam called me once- and it's now my username also I have a massive dick unlike Gunnar 😍🥺✨ follow me on TikTok emo_uwu_flamingo 😍
DUMB 8th grader: lol emo uwu flamingo
Me: STFU IM GAY
When you stand on one foot like a ninja then sore across the room and eat that pussy like a Flamingo
Damn jerry gave me "The Flamingo Slam" last night! *wink
Say this to cancel the bad luck When you step on three drains
Oh shit 3 drains dog budgie flamingo
Says this When you step on 3 drains to cancel the bad luck
Oh shit 3 drains dog budgie flamingo
A term defined by the anti-flamingo movement meaning being raped to death by a flock of angry male flamingoes
We hereby sentence you to death by flamingo
Balancing a shot glass on the tip of a penis while pouring a shot and then ramming it in some dudes ass
Poor charlie recieved a mexican flamingo durring a night out with the boys....he was never the same after that
When you are in a sketchy (or any really) public bathroom stall and there is no lock on the door so you have to put your foot up to the stall door to keep it shut.
This cannot be done in a handicap stall.
Dude 1 Man, I had to do the flamingo piss at that truckers stop today
Dude 2 That sucks.