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An awesome place in the south-east of France near Monaco and Italy.
Parisian dude : "I wish i could go to the beach without having to drive five hours away"
Dude from Nice, French Riviera : "Just move to awesome French Riviera, beaches are always 15 minutes far from where you live"
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Amy offers french lessons, with a donation of course.
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the absolute love of my life.
I eat french fries for all 3 meals of the day.
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Bread from Francethat's long, airy and crunchy. Good with mozzarella cheese and butter melted on top.
My little bro hates French bread...what's his problem?
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A skinny, bearded, pale climber who hits on women by complimenting their climbing skills. He never succeeds, but his balls are boundless.
I saw THE FRENCH CUCKOLD at the climbing gym and he said to a woman "You are zuch a zmooth climber, bebbe. I am zo erratic up there." She nervously laughed and walked away.
THE FRENCH CUCKOLD asked a woman what level the climb she had just done was. She snarkily walked up to the wall and shouted the level out, ignoring him afterward.
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1)A mis-pronunciation of the phrase "je Francais," meaning, "I'm French."
2) A spectacular male human phenomenon occurring ever-so-rarely. Gifted with a voice like the fucking crack of doom. Completely incorrigible in both behavior and attitude. Often wears stupid but funny t-shirts. Fears no shot or beer. The presence of one usually results in copius drinking and fornication.
"Man, Taylor was smashed last night. After that 14th Irish Car Bomb, he went straight Jay French on our asses!"
The French teachers; they have an impressive collection of scarves and are never seen without one on. They refuse to speak english to their students out of class, and walk around like they are the principal. Truly horrifying people.
Oh look it's the French teacher! I hope she doesn't suffocate me with her scarf today :D