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An overrated martial art that is popular due to Chinese movies and media attention. It's actually rather behind-the-times, rigid, and not very effective in this day and age. It's still a beautiful martial art to watch with an interesting history, but in all honesty, you'd probably be just as well off with a traditional boxing, wrestling, Taekwondo, or Karate school if you were looking to get into some sort of martial arts training.
That's not to say that Kung Fu is useless or that it isn't great for other facets of life, but it's reputation as a hugely powerful martial art is a bit too flattering.
Perhaps if you dedicated your life to Kung Fu training or moved to a Shaolin Temple then the results of your training may turn out differently, but you don't have to worry that your buddy who takes Kung Fu classes twice a week can twist you up into a pretzel. It just doesn't work that way in real life.
Guy A: Man, we should take Kung Fu!
Guy B: Let me guess... you were watching the TV series yesterday?
Guy A: Yeah, man! The DVD box-set is out!
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the worst game ever made. worse than dr. jekell and mr. hyde, equinox, and even halo 3.
dude, this is the worst thing since shaq fu
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Saint Fu...St.Fu...the subtle inuindo for the Cap locked STFU...SHUT THE FUCK UP...but in a stealth kind of way for when someone pissed you off...
John: man this is a cool bar !
You: yeah whatever, it's a sausage fest St. Fu.
This is the way to act like the Joker. When he is confusing people during the Dark Knight. It's actually a persuasive technique called incongruity.
The action of turning an argument on it's side and confusing your opponent by throwing them off with something clever.
You just stole $20. Retort using Jed Fu - Hey what happens if you eat a frozen coke and have Chron's disease.
A martial art most often practiced by older women. Most often uses a cane as a weapon. A lot of loose skin and canes flying.
Beatirce Middleton had to employ Cane Fu when the neighbor's dog got surly.
(First day) Coined by the rastafaris in Guyana to refer to their birthdays
ehi man! deh new day ez I man fus day, yuh mus pas roun fuh leh we bun some carn.
Hi, tomorrow is my birthday, you are invited to past by my place to share in smoking mariguana