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Facetiously, a person who is obviously very ill and should stay home and not spread his "gift" around in public places, such as the office, the movie theater, etc.
Every winter, Ron becomes a gift giver---there are always at least two or three people who come down with the flu after he puts his germy paws all over the file cabinets! Why the f*** doesn't he stay home?!
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when you blow ass and grab it in mid ayyyer then you throw it in someones face yelling GIFTBASKET GIFT BASKET BITCHESSSSS
fart while grabbing at your ass and grabbing ayyyer and throw it in someone's face then tell them GIFT BASKET GIFT BASKET FOR LIL JOHNNY...CHANGE NAME IF PREFERRED
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When you take such a large dump that it wraps around the inside of the toilet bowl several times. Also known as laying cable.
Fat guy from mailroom: Hey man, I just gift wrapped the toilet.
Jacinto: Thanks for the warning...
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When you are getting a blow job and you promise not to finish in her mouth. At the last second, you push her head down hard making her gag, then you give her a gift!
I gave my wife a gag gift this year for Christmas! She was really pissed off afterwards!
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a male dips his penis into holy water and jerks off in someones mouth.
After mass i received a sacred gift from Sid.
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When you and your girl both lay facing each other. She bends and spreads angling her vagina towards you. You lift your legs between hers to enter while she wraps hers around your back
Man I just gift wrapped my girl, we gone be fucking till Christmas!
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When you hot carl someone but instead of putting the plastic wrap on first you put it on after and then blow dry their face. this is called a giftwrap.
I am going to gift wrap that nigga.
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