an abnormally large train wreck hitting the bottom the quickest
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A spoiled Mexican-American brat who's somehow famous for her hair flip and mediocre body featuring little more than an equally flat chest and ass.
Dave: Dude, Ariana Grande is so sexy!
James: Really? She looks like a 13 year-old.
Dave: Oh damn! I never thought of that!
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overly hyped hoe who consistently releases shitty music
"ariana grande is tots overrated"
"yeah, her music is trash"
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The sexually glorious act of being sandwiched between two greasy men in a Denny's bathroom.
Derrick got a Grand Slamwich this morning and couldn't finish his breakfast afterward.
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(1.) The most beautiful town on earth. Tourists swarm here in the summer to admire this place. (2.) The best place along the shores of Lake Michigan (3.) The number one place to watch a sunset.
(1.) "Man, did you see that picture of all those tourists on the beach?"
"Yeah, must be a pic of Grand Haven."
(2.) "So I travelled to Milwaukee last week. It was nothing compared to Grand Haven."
(3.) I looked out and saw all of the colors of the rainbow on the sunset, and I remembered how great Grand Haven is.
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A small island in New York that is mostly rich, the rich do really hard drugs while most of the poor just stick with pot and booze
Grand Island needs to stop putting fucking developments
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Grand Blanc is a suburb of Flint, MI. People often asscoiate Flint with crime and shit, but Grand Blanc is a nice town. It has one of the states best school systems and is maybe the only city in Michigan that actually has a growing populatian. But Grand Blanc isn't perfect,expensive as hell, too many snotty citizens. I lived in Grand Blanc for years and let me tell you that they have some huge ass houses. Those people are snotty with their Mercedes and BMWs. Grand Blanc also has problems with the amount of students coming into it's school. Since the Flint schools closed...so many people come to Grand Blanc schools. Not blaming them, but the schools test scores have been going down since flint had problems with it's schools. And Grand Blanc lost the Buick Open. Overall, Grand Blanc is decent, but it's got problems
Guy 1: Flint is the 2cd worst in crime. The suburbs are probably no better
Grand Blanc guy: I live in Grand Blanc
Guy 1: oh.....my bad
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