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to have sex
my brother and his girlfriend were gettin' greasy upstairss
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My best friend goes to Baskin Robins where José, a greasy mexican, often serves him.
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During intercourse, both intercoursees are smothered in oil, hence enhancing the sexual experience. It is at this point that the male leans upon a lit scented candle, thus engulfing the couple in flames. This often ends in a fulfilling night along with 3rd degree burns.
Man is lying in hospital...
DUDE1: Holy shit dude! you look terrible, what happened??
DUDE2: Tried to pull off The Greasy Fireman.
DUDE1: Ah.. touche
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Taking a woman who is gifted with the grace of BBW or in other terms is "fat", start chatting them up with some excellent pickup lines, once they begin to give you the "bedroom" eyes, ask them to jog around said establishment you are currently residing in until they start to perspire heavily. The result of said exercise will produce a sweaty groin area which will resemble a "Greasy canoe" effect once penetration has been achieved.
Dude, john just picked up some land whale and is taking her back for a greasy canoe!
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Jerking-off onto your hand, then slapping someone across the face.
John is such a tool that he's about to get the Greasy Spoon.
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The highly competitive, internationally acclaimed sport involving teams of nude, greased partners bound together by gratuitous strands of glow-sticks. Together, under the glow of blacklights, the couple must writhe their way across the finish line before the other duos. Invented in 2011 in Lincoln, Nebraska - the sport has earned acclaim from marriage counselors and the rave community alike.
World-Champion and inventor, Tara Wrist won the coveted first place vest in the 2011 Greasy Spoons finals by writhing in her signature figure eight motion.
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Description of a wet and sloppy vagina after sexual intercourse.
After sex with this bitch, her pussy was nothing but a greasy burger.
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